Me: I feel so guilty after eating that
My nutritionist: Did you steal it?
Me: What? No…
My nutritionist: Did you kill someone so you could eat it?
Me nutritionist: Then you have nothing to feel guilty about.
Rebloggin for all those lovely girls who need a little push towards feeling happier being healthy :)
aph denmark playing a ukulele shirtless. he doesn’t actually know how to play the ukulele but he heard shirtless dudes with guitars were a big turn-on and worked with what he could find
aph prussia shirtless playing a flute. he’s not trying to impress anyone it’s just 3 am and he’s lost control of his life
This is literally going to be most of our generation in 15 years.